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PostSubject: For the Women   For the Women EmptyFri Mar 27, 2009 1:36 pm

For the Women 7-dwarfs-of-menopause

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day

BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER :
'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'


Finally, here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started........

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before
leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a
bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage
of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of
the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.



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PostSubject: Re: For the Women   For the Women EmptyFri Mar 27, 2009 2:05 pm

Lol, so funny!
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