stormdancer Teacher
Number of posts : 35
| Subject: For the Women Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:36 pm | |
| This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day
BREAKFAST 1 Grapefruit 1 slice wholemeal toast 1 cup skimmed milk
LUNCH 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA The rest of the biscuits from the packet 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER 4 bottles of wine (red or white) 2 loaves garlic bread 1 family size Supreme pizza 3 chocolate bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
REMEMBER : 'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'
Finally, here's some advice for you:
Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started........
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
Love and Light
Lou xxx | |
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Valkyrie Admin
Number of posts : 534 Birthday : 1984-08-06 Age : 39 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: For the Women Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:05 pm | |
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