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PostSubject: Raunchy but funny   Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:50 pm

Teased Old Lady

Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?

Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Woman: Hell No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, just spread my old legs "Take me, young man, take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!
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PostSubject: Re: Raunchy but funny   Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:43 pm

Rofl that's so funny! Thank you so much for sharing! I almost wet myself!
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PostSubject: Re: Raunchy but funny   Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:34 am

lol that is soooooooooooooo funny!!!! thanks for sharing
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PostSubject: Re: Raunchy but funny   Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:46 am

Shocked Laughing Laughing
Ohhhhhh that was funny! Thanks, Ladye!!
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